Paul's excuses for not doing his homework

1. My rat ate it. [See, Exhibit A.]

Exhibit A

2. There isn't any. Oh that? We are not supposed to do it at home.

3. I have rabies.

4. I work better in groups.

5. My butt itches. [Exhibit declined.]

6. My room isn't quiet enough. [See, Exhibit B.]

Exhibit B